You know, I’m not quite sure.

ask-bluheavy:

Medic I know arm will not grow back you cannot fool me

ach, fine. hold still.

I’ve been smelling gun oil and sandviches all day but he is novhere in sight

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ask-bluheavy:

ach how do i use zhis paint bucket

heavy you are zhe lazy one, I am doing your asks for you

yazzdonut:

robot war?

no thank you

i just want to stay here and pet my bird

I vill get to you in a minute, I am busy at zhe moment.

ask-theblupyro:

sewbro:

I’M OPENING UP 3 SLOTS FOR COMMISSIONS! I’m going broke right now and I gotta make some dosh while I wait for callbacks.

Commission information

• marshmallow blob pony plushies 60-85 depending on detail
• Actual ponies 130-200 depending on detail
• binding of isaac plushies 30-60 depending on detail
• adventure time plushies (submit inquiry and I’ll give a quote)
• Sitting human plush (submit inquiry and I’ll give you a quote)
• anything else, just ask and I’ll see what I can do

Trading card commissions

• Artist pencil 10
• shaded copics and inks 15

Slots

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Here’s how it works, I will give an exact quote. If it is a large commission, I will ask for a down payment. (pony blobs and actual ponies usually) about 20 percent of the price. Once I finish, you can send the rest and I will mail out your pony. You will have to pay for shipping which will only be about 5 dollars depending on what it is.

Message me if you are interested!

HURAH! 

Put zhose down, you are too old to be playing vizh dolls.